1) Never self incriminate * Never admit * Deny everything * Demand proof * Make counter-allegations * Act belligerent and throw stuff 2) No excuses 3) Don't put your dick in crazy 3a) Don't let crazy put its dick in you 4) Don't be "**that guy**" 5) Be excellent to each other 6) Document all the things!! * Is it in the wiki? * Paper trail or it didn't happen, CC everyone or you didn't do it. * If it isn't in an email, or ticket, it never happened. 7) Always trust your wingman